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13 Reasons to never visit Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta
July 28, 2016
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People are always talking about Hard Rock Hotel Vallarta being a great experience for vacation.
All of them must be terribly wrong.
What's the obsession with the beach? Haven't you seen enough pictures like this on Instagram?
And don't even consider travelling with kids. They'll be bored to death with so many activities, games, desserts and colors!
A time for spa during your stay? No thanks, I want to keep my stress.
A wedding in the beach? It probably isn't as fun as it looks like.
It must be difficult to vacation in a place completely devoid of color!
If you don't like to swim, there's nothing else to do.
It must be incredibly difficult to find something decent to eat!
Breakfast in bed? Not when I can cook for myself and wash the dishes after.
Music and dancing everywhere you go? No thanks, music never makes me dance.
There is no cultural heritage to learn about.
You must now be convinced there's nothing to see here!
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